Ever had that moment, when you're saying to yourself "Why didn't I think of that"? Well I have them all the time, and I thought I'd share a few things I wish I had known way before now.
The World According To Me
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Noun Time #2 - Things I Find Funny Edition 3
Wednesday means funny on this here blog! And this week's thing I find funny would be recreation pictures. I think it's absolutely hilarious to recreate an old picture. And I think everyone should do this at some point in their life. I haven't done this yet myself, but am planning to. I just need to figure out which childhood picture I want to recreate. Below are some that I found particularly funny. These and more can be found here.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Noun Time #1 - Oh The Places I'll Go...Or Want To...Edition 3
It's Monday! And that means it's time for me to daydream about another place I'd like to go if I were rich and had all the time in the world.
Today I will take us to Egypt:
Now aside from all of the recent turmoil, this place has always been in my top five places I want to visit. I love Egyptian history. I want to visit all of the pyramids, learn to read the hieroglyphics (well pretend to learn) and ride a camel. How fun would that be? I would have to deal with my sand issue, because the whole country is sand, but I think it would be worth it just to say I've been there. I would have to pass up on the mummies though. I don't do well with corpses.
Today I will take us to Egypt:
Now aside from all of the recent turmoil, this place has always been in my top five places I want to visit. I love Egyptian history. I want to visit all of the pyramids, learn to read the hieroglyphics (well pretend to learn) and ride a camel. How fun would that be? I would have to deal with my sand issue, because the whole country is sand, but I think it would be worth it just to say I've been there. I would have to pass up on the mummies though. I don't do well with corpses.
The heat could be an issue too, but I do love warm. So maybe their winter time? Do they have winter time? I just think everything there is so gorgeous and unique. The ancient royalty is so interesting to me, and they worshiped cats! Something I think is genius, as they already think they own you. I don't know about the curses though, one wrong move and you could end up with a hand growing out of your ear.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Noun Time #3 - Famous People That Shouldn't Be - Edition 1
There are quite a few people that are famous and in my opinion should not be. Each week I'll cover a new person that I think should disappear.
This week is Kim Kardashian:
Well let's be honest, her whole family should disappear. Why are these people famous? Why do we allow idiots like this entertain us? It's baffling. Yet we're all guilty of watching them, and if not them, someone like them. It's almost unavoidable when they are everywhere. I was watching Last Man Standing one night and lo and behold there was Kim guest starring. Why??? If we continue to give these people attention, they will continue to be in the media annoying us with their mindless babble. Not to mention showing off their whoring abilities, because that's what little girls need to be taught. Gah!
Then there's Kim's record marriage (and not her first mind you). This girl is only out for publicity, because she has no other talents. She's lucky she's remotely pretty because if she didn't have that going for her (of course after pounds of makeup are layered onto her face), I'm not sure she'd be as famous.
If I had magical powers, I would wave my wand and place her on a deserted island with no way of leaving. And we would call this island the Forgotten For Good Island. Stay tuned, more will join her.
This week is Kim Kardashian:
Well let's be honest, her whole family should disappear. Why are these people famous? Why do we allow idiots like this entertain us? It's baffling. Yet we're all guilty of watching them, and if not them, someone like them. It's almost unavoidable when they are everywhere. I was watching Last Man Standing one night and lo and behold there was Kim guest starring. Why??? If we continue to give these people attention, they will continue to be in the media annoying us with their mindless babble. Not to mention showing off their whoring abilities, because that's what little girls need to be taught. Gah!
Then there's Kim's record marriage (and not her first mind you). This girl is only out for publicity, because she has no other talents. She's lucky she's remotely pretty because if she didn't have that going for her (of course after pounds of makeup are layered onto her face), I'm not sure she'd be as famous.
If I had magical powers, I would wave my wand and place her on a deserted island with no way of leaving. And we would call this island the Forgotten For Good Island. Stay tuned, more will join her.
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| This is how I imagine her to look after a day or two on the island. Sexy right? |
Thursday, February 23, 2012
The Doctor's Supper
Now this is the kind of last supper I could get behind.
There are oh so many reasons why this picture is awesome. Too many to list, so just enjoy.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Genius Ideas
Do you ever have that moment when you see an item and it's complete genius, and then you kick yourself for not having thought of it first? Below are a few things I found that I started kicking myself over:
These and a few others that I wasn't as largely impressed with, but you might be, can be found at:
Noun Time #2 - Things I Find Funny Edition 2
It's Wednesday! And Noun Time! This week's thing is another video. And if you don't know get why this is silly, then you need to broaden your musical knowledge I fear.
Who is Paul McCartney? - watch more funny videos
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